emmersdrawberry:

Did I mention it’s my birthday?

It’s my birthday.

IMPORTANT REMINDER ITS STILL MY BIRTHDAY AND I AM RAD

REBLOG | Posted 6 hours ago With 4 notes

ladykurenai:

pervocracy:

cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

I’m in on this feud and I have chosen my side.

MARA WILSON, YOU HAVE MY SWORD.

AND MY AXE.

AND MY BOW

autisticbigby:

pointing out PoC representation in the media like
image

sixpenceee:

blackgeologist:

sixpenceee:

sweet-king-bitch:

(So I thought this would be an interesting story for sixpenceee.)

Eight families in San Clemente have been targeted in a disturbing pattern under investigation by authorities: porcelain dolls have been left at their homes resembling young girls who live there.

The Orange County Sheriff’s Department is investigating the disturbing discoveries and just released images of two of the dolls. The department initially said only four families were targeted.  

Source: [x]

That’s hella creepy

I saw this on the news today. They caught the lady. She went to their church and said she was leaving the dolls because she favored the girls at the house.

Well that’s a sweet ending to something that could’ve gone horribly 

I am 100% sure that is not sweet. 

sixpenceee:

If you are looking for the most heart-felt zombie short film, I recommend “Cargo”.

It’s about a man’s struggle to save his baby daughter in the middle of all this havoc. What he comes up with is both clever and upsetting. 

WATCH CARGO

I saw this! It was super good. 

If you want to know the fate of the baby before watching I’ll answer privately in notes.

worldfamousprofessor:

i’ve been watching vines for like four hours

islandtyphoon:

the best 12 seconds of the entire high school musical trilogy

madamjellyfish666:

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]

"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"

I’ve been laughing for about 20 minutes now

daftlypunk:

daftlypunk:

do not flirt with women when they are at work

do not take advantage of women who are in situations where they cannot say no or be blunt

#im a barista not your goddamn girlfriend take your coffee and leave

doctortriggers:

i shook a tree in acnl and a skeleton fell out i don’t want to be mayor anymore