Super quick doodle of the Maddie OC from textsfromfreddyfazbearspizzeria!

I have the head-canon that her parent’s only took her out for her birthday once, when she around 8 or 9, and it was to Freddy Fazbear’s with the rest of her grade school class. She got her own little name tag (Birthday Girl Maddie) and they gave her one of those tin paper crowns. It was one of the few time’s her family wasn’t fighting and her favorite part was having the animal band set to sing ‘Happy Birthday’ for her.

quietandsarcastic:

Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

tastefullyoffensive:

Office Safari by Mike & Ben

Previously: Mind Boggling Shower Thoughts

» What You Crave vs What You Need
Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
Cookies: Freudian psychology.
Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
Ice: The sweet release of death.
Me: I wanna do something
Anxiety:
Anxiety:
Anxiety:
Anxiety:
Anxiety:
Anxiety: No you dont
Me: But
Anxiety: No

gonzozeppeli:

Just like grammar used to make

It’s messing people up, this social pressure to “find your passion” and “know what it is you want to do”. It’s perfectly fine to just live your moments fully, and marvel as many small and large passions, many small and large purposes enter and leave your life. For many people there is no realization, no bliss to follow, no discovery of your life’s purpose. This isn’t sad, it’s just the way things are. Stop trying to find the forest and just enjoy the trees.

superhighschoollevelpessimist:

eneko-wweh:

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

the added directions are great.
'insert peanuts'
'gradually become irritated'
'cresc., or not'
'untie slip knot'
'bow real fast, slippage may occur'

Release the penguins

IT LOOKS LIKE AN AWFUL GAME OF GUITAR HERO 

industry13:

Commission for TESO complete. ref

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So the first thing I see when I get on tumblr is this post from eschergirls and it compelled me to spend a whopping 15 minutes of my day doing a quick fix on that bunny girl’s weird body. 

I referenced a picture from the lovely SenshiStock on dA